糗爆！這些台式英文標語，外國人看了超傻眼

I purchased some face masks and hand sanitizer at the store.
我在店裡買了些口罩和乾洗手。

I made a purchase of some face masks and hand sanitizer at the store.
我在店裡買了些口罩和乾洗手。

I bought some face masks and hand sanitizer at the store.
我在店裡買了些口罩和乾洗手。

You need proof of purchase to claim a refund.
你需要購買證明才能要求退款。

Don ’t order me to do this or that.

別命令我做這做那的。 

Everyone on this team should obey the leader s orders.

這隊伍裡的每個人都應聽從組長的命令。

The shoes I ordered still haven t arrived yet.

我訂的鞋子還沒有送達。

Carl told the manager he wanted to cancel his order.

卡爾告訴經理他想取消他的訂單。

I'd like to order some cold drinks.

我想點一些冷飲。

The waiter came to take my order.

服務生過來幫我點餐。

We learned those words in order of importance.

我們是依重要性的順序來學那些字。

Peter always keeps his room in order.

彼得總是把房間整理得井然有序。

Fred leaves home at 7 a.m. in order to get to work on time.

為了能準時上班，佛萊德早上 7 點離開家裡。

The telephone is out of order again!

這電話又壞了。

I really appreciate this opportunity to speak to you.
我很感激能有機會跟諸位說幾句話。

I really appreciate having this opportunity to speak
to you.
我很感激能有機會跟諸位說幾句話。

I really appreciate your help.
我很感激你的幫忙。

I’m thankful for your help.
我很感激你的幫忙。

I’m grateful for your help.
我很感激你的幫忙。

John’s abilities were not fully appreciated by his
employer.
約翰的能力並未受到僱主充分賞識。

The US dollar keeps depreciating, while the Euro
keeps appreciating.
美元持續貶值，而歐元則持續升值。

The church is available for weddings Monday through Saturday.
那間教堂星期一到星期六可用來舉行婚禮。

Tickets are still available at the entrance.
入口處仍有售票。

Are you available now?
你現在有空嗎？

Are you free now?
你現在有空嗎？

Do you have time now?
你現在有空嗎？

Be careful! The sidewalk is slippery.
小心！人行道很滑。

That tropical island is not easily accessible. 
那座熱帶小島不易到達。

Confidential military documents are not accessible to the public.
一般大眾無法取得機密的軍事文件。

Aaron s poetry is accessible to people of all ages. 
艾倫寫的詩大人小孩都看得懂。

I was surprised to know that the accomplished scholar suffered from severe learning disability as a child.
得知那位傑出學者小時候曾有嚴重的學習障礙時，我很吃驚。

After the accident, Aaron had to be confined to a wheelchair for the rest of his life.
意外過後，艾倫下半輩子都得坐輪椅了。